Good times

Hello again internet! I just found this old letter I wrote to the guy that now writes the Harry Potter movies in my "Fan Fiction" folder and I was like "this is the most hilarious thing ever! I must share it with the world." So here you go, world. Here's my crazy.


Dear Mr. Michael Goldenburg-face-guy,

YOU ARE MY FRIGGIN’ IDOL, BEOTCH!!!!! WHERE THE HELL DID YOU LEARN TO WRITE LIKE THAT!! YOU ARE DA MAN FO’ SHIZZLE, MAH SPANISH GALLEON. You are pretty much my favourite human. Take over for Mr. Stupid-Butt-Pie-Writer-Cloves-Face-Man, because you rock da socks and are a Ron/Hermione shipper, and he is poopy and a Harry/Hermione shipper. That ship must sink, and all on it must drown in their own disgustingness! I say this, of course, with the utmost conviction.
Anyways.
Yes, you rocked the boft, if I do say so myself, which I do. And my praise is certainly much higher than a lot that you will get, because I thought all the Harry Potter movies were shit, except the third one which was the shit because of Alfonso Cuaron and all the Ron/Hermione-ness.
Harmony= Poopy-face-guy-head. Heron= HEART HEART HEART HEART HEART!!!! Yay! With a side helping of lotsofsexandbabies. ß Alan Rickman quote, beotch.

In short, you are pretty much the shit right now.
I’mma go take 5 and read some Ron/Hermione fan fiction. There’s this pwnigde one, where they get married. Its so cute. You should read it. It’s by alloy on thequdditchpitch.org. Alloy is a 35 year old man, but don’t let that stop you, his writing is mah favrito.



Heron-ly yours,

Maddie “The Shipper” Schoonover-Murphy-Grint
Okay. This is just crazy. I love it.

I'm baaack take II

Hey guys! So I'm totally updating again! Not even going to TRY and fill you guys up on everything that's been happening around here for the past, what has it been? 50 weeks? Okay, I got that from this counter thing on here but whatever. I was reading these entries aloud to Leslie over the phone and I was like "Dude, that's dandy." except without as much alliteration or whatever it is you call it. Anywho, I just picked my top five people (through the facebook) who I would choose to put on a team to save the world and it was as follows (this will serve as a nice template to talk about stuff I like, see? Smart, yes? Of course yes.)
1: David Tennant as Doctor Who: OKAY I WANT TO HAVE THIS MAN'S BABIES. Weeelll, both of them.... welll...... at least have sex with both of them..... well actually a threesome........... Jkjk. Whatever. Kind of jk, but not really. Okay, David Tennant is the sexiest man EVAH! Or one of them at least, and the Doctor is THE COOLEST PERSON EVAH OMG even though he's not a person, he's a Timelord but fo' rizzle that doesn't even matter so whatever. I still would get sleezy for him. Okay, next.
2: Cillian Murphy as Jim: Yes. Cuz hes a sexy beast in my book, still. Always will be. Nuff said because I already have about forty million posts on this thing about him.
3: Sgt Lincoln Osiris: ROFLMAO. I am definitely in love with Robert Downey Jr. Ever since I saw Kiss Kiss Bang Bang which was, like, MADE for me, I have been in love with him and if it wasn't for poor ol' Heath he DEFINITELY would have gotten the Oscar for best supporting actor in this role.
4: Ron and Hermione: Okay, I cheated, but you know me. R+ HR= 4EVAH YAY!
5: Aragorn: So I've been on this LOTR kick lately and I couldn't very well leave The King Of Men out of this selection of BAs now could I? I didn't think so! And thus concludes my very amazing list of people that I would choose to save the world. =] I hope you found it enjoyable because I zoned out halfway through writing this because I thought of something else EXTREMELY IMPORTANT I SHOULD TELL EVERYONE WHO READS THIS THING! And that is YOU ALL NEED TO READ "The Book Thief" by Markus Zusak. It is the most amazing work of literature I have ever read. It steps on my heart and makes me cry. But it is a necesary evil because in order to be happy about all the wonderful things in it, I must also be sad about all the things in it. Its a Holocaust book. Enter at your own risk, except you should TOTALLY read it O my brothers, which brings me to another book you should read/movie you should watch and that is "A Clockwork Orange"! Anthony Burgess (the author) recommends you read not the shitty American version, but the British version because that's the one that he actually isn't ashamed of... soo... go out and buy those books and viddy well O my brothers for you shall have a very horror show summer then!